MONSTERS' PARK: COCONUT S'MORES EDITION (22oz BOTTLE)
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To summon forth this delicious beast, we blended of 4 batches of Monsters’ Park aged between 7 and 18 months in bourbon barrels before infusing the blessed mixture with seriously absurd amounts of Madagascar vanilla, Dominican cacao nibs, hand-toasted coconut flakes, vegan marshmallows, and Graham cracker crumbs. It does its namesake incredibly proud.
San Diego, Encinitas, Oakland, Anaheim, & Los Angeles League Pickup Window: May 13th, 2020 — August 15th, 2020
Portland & Santa Barbara League Pickup Window: May 15th, 2020 — August 15th, 2020
Price: $35 / 22oz Bottle
Total Quantity: 430
ONLY MEMBERS OF THE LEAGUE OF PARTYGOERS & ELEGANT PEOPLE / THE THEORY OF LEISURE COMMITTEE ARE ALLOWED TO ELECT A PROXY FOR BEER PICKUPS. PLEASE READ ALL OF THE TERMS & CONDITIONS BELOW.
Starting 5/4/2020 for Theory members, 5/6/2020 for League members, and 5/9/2020 for the general public, you will be able to purchase Dinosaur World DIPA; Tiger Billionaire TIPA; Oracolo; Cosmic Entity; Spectrum of Desire; Extraordinary Times: BeastMonster Aged in Apple Jack Barrels; Monsters' Park: Coconut S'more Edition; Modem Tones Aged in Ancient Gitzferald Barrels; Glimmer Void; Radix Melange: Barrel Cuvee; Rad Labs! Coffee Beans w/ Paru Tea Bar; & Barendy Barrel-Aged Coffee Bean 2-Pack. The general public will be able to pick-up their orders at the location chosen during checkout (Lomaland Fermentorium, DTLA Dankness Dojo, Anaheim Leisuretown, or Far West Lounge) during regular tasting room hours from 5/13/2020 thru 6/15/2020 (8/15/20 for Theory-included Monsters' Park: Coconut S'more Edition). If the general public chooses The Belmont Fermentorium, The Academy of Recreational Sciences, or The House of Perpetual Refreshment during checkout, then orders can be picked up during regular tasting room hours from 5/15/2020 thru 6/15/2020 (8/15/20 for Theory-included Monsters' Park: Coconut S'more Edition). League members will have until 6/15/2020 (8/15/20 for Theory-included Monsters' Park: Coconut S'more Edition). Unfortunately, no exceptions can be made to either the bottle limit, nor the pick-up window and PROXIES ARE ONLY ALLOWED FOR MEMBERS. Any bottles/cans not retrieved by the deadlines listed above will be surrendered back to the brewery (NO exceptions).
In order to pick-up your bottles, you will need to show your valid photo ID. Any sales that attempt to work around the bottle limit will be voided. Only purchase bottles if you are 100% positive you can pick-up your bottles within the pick-up window; any bottles not picked up before the stated deadlines will be surrendered back to Modern Times Beer.
REFUNDS AND EXCHANGES:
Please note that we will not issue refunds, exchanges, or returns. All sales are final.
We will not ship the bottles or cans. Bottles and cans must be retrieved at the location chosen at checkout during regular tasting room hours.
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